Third Year
Mississauga Transit

Miriam: (Sitting on bus with Polish lanyard around neck. Mistake! I usually don't wear it because I am scared that Polish ladies will talk to me and that is not what I want so I keep it in my pocket. But however that morning I left in a rush and forgot I was wearing it.)

Old man: (Sits on bus beside me, sees lanyard) Ah so you Polish ja?

Miriam: No.

Haha just kidding.

Miriam: Mmhmm..
Old man: Czesc! (Hello)

The conversation proceeds, he is a cute old man (I have a weakness for seniors, help me) and so we talk about how he's never learned English and has lived in Canada for 30 years but worked in a Polish company so there was no need. Lol. And then how his daughters graduated from here and are dentists or doctors...etc etc etc. Nice simple conversation.

We pass by Chinatown.

Old man: Oh I was here yesterday buying DVD's!
Miriam: Oh I've never been here but keep meaning to visit.

Old man: (Is wearing a button down dress shirt and starts to unbutton it and reveals from his..chest? The DVD.)

Miriam: (Oh dear me.)

Old Man: (Pulls out an Indian porn DVD with some naked man and woman on the front.) I bought this for $4 I love romantic movies, I like woman's breasts.

Miriam: (the only thing I could think of to say) So..uh what does your wife think when you watch this?

Old Man: I watch it when she's not around.

Miriam: Oh ok..some random conversation..this is my stop!

Old Man: Oh mine too!

Miriam gets away at ticket booth area of subway. My life is brilliant.