Customer at my past work in weird German accent. A regular customer who has been coming to our store for the past 10 years. She insists on getting a Venti latte but paying the original price she has been paying for the past few years for a grande. Her drink is mega complicated, but really it's not. So one day she comes in and is complaining about rabbits eating her carrots.

Now do the German accent in an old lady voice and go!

Old lady: Oooh Miriam these rabbits keep eating my vegA-tables, they keep eating I don't know what to do?

Miriam: Why don't you just shoot them and have them for dinner and put the carrots around the platter as some nice decoration.

Old lady: Never talked to me again.

Scene.