Short shorts

Afternoon, four Harley Davidsons with Santa Clauses driving, an angel and a box of toys. And an old man this morning in a t-shirt and what appears to be really short shorts or underwear walking around. November.

Recycling

I went to take the recycling out and some man was walking two donkeys over a bridge.

When I have five metres of free space around and some lady decides to blow her nose as loudly as possible and stand beside me. Why are you here??

Chicken

Man on the bus who brought a bag of chicken from Hooters and the whole bus stank. But can I have some tho?

Man with bagpipes walking down the train aisle.